The P in the A show

Officially the first of the year will be the first step on the road to governor. Our bid will be brought to you courtesy of the "P in the A"show, primarily. Letters to the editor, and PSA announcements will round out our delivery. We ask for staunch support in everywhere NORTH and WEST of Brattleboro, specifically, members of community television stations who are willing to sponsor our show.
The "P in the A " show will feature segments that are pertinent to our problems. We will have the Complaint Chorus: here you will see our singers tackle the most earnest complaints from the person in the street in song form. We will also have Gorilla Guerilla and Patriot, as segment to give the most patriotic of you ideas for activism. We will have an ongoing saga: The Wizard of OZ :the extended story ; when Dorothy returns to OZ after her harrowing experience weathering Katrina.
We will have an Ask the Candidates section. We will have a weekly ribbon cutting ceremony. We will begin each show with an exercise segment- it should be noted that we will be focusing on the RIGHT side, in order to fully exercise all of our rights.